Dear self,

I know you thought that getting a break from work related stresses would be benificial, but it's not. You know that. It's not glamorous or fun either.
And I also know that you're enjoying your sweat pants a little too much and the fact that you are practically molding into your mattress, but this needs to stop! I mean it!
You need to get off your lazy butt and get a job and a life, because A: you have a car payment due B: you have a little brother who turns 5 in a week and C: I'm worried for your sanity {obviously, considering I'm writing this blog to myself, from myself...wow}

So, here's what you're gonna do...you're going to get off your lazy ass, go to bed, wake up before 2PM, get out of the house and DO SOMETHING  PRODUCTIVE.

Sincerely, yourself.